Johnny
Besides moving this has also been the summer of weddings. Our most recent wedding was Scott's brother, Jared and Kris (new sister in law). We went to a great pizza joint in Georgetown for the rehearsal dinner. It was tons of fun.
On my way back from the food line I excused myself past a guy. This guy was waiting in the food line, and talking it up with other fellow line holders. He jokingly said,"OK, only if you give me your food". I laughed, thought nothing of the man, and returned to my seat.
After about a half an hour I turned towards my mother in law and noticed she was talking to the same guy. She asked him which family he was related to and he proceeded to say, "I'll tell you as soon as you start putting tens in my underwear." He introduced himself as,"Johnny" and told us he was on his way to the restroom and not part of the wedding family at all.
What? Not a part of the wedding family! The guy, 'Johnny', as he would call himself, was mooching off our pizza! I couldn't believe it. I was witnessing a wedding crasher right before my eyes!



